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Burning Questions? Ask Me Anything on Formspring, a cool Q&A featurette website! Word to the wise-asses, the questions better be good, if not, I’ll just totally ignore your useless waste of words and waste of my precious time. Word to the wimps, you can even submit your questions anonymously. Use the Question Box below if you have something worthy to ask me. I had to declare myself an expert on a topic, so I chose Small Penis Humiliation. LMAO! So got a question for me lil tiny dick loozer? Go ahead, ask! Even the Harlequin mask in my pic above is laughing at your loozer ass.

I just joined, and so far, I’ve only been asked two questions. And none of them had anything to do with SPH. Question numero uno: Am I an introvert or an extrovert? You can click on my Formspring profile to see my pervy answer hehe. And the other question was what would I do if I won a phat million dollars. I don’t even want to torture myself answering that.

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