Posts Tagged ‘tits’
Girls Rule Phone Sex
September 21, 2011
It’s true I’ve always been the tomboy brat type, but I’ve always used my bratty tomboy ways to dominate the boys. And I still do. Instead of playing beer pong at the beer pong table, I look for the arm wrestling table and hawk that I will arm wrestle guys at frat parties or other college parties. Guys usually offer me a two arm handicap, so I take it. To get a real unfair advantage, I’ll pull up my top and keep my tits out while I’m arm wrestling. I don’t lose that often at arm wrestling, well maybe 50/50 and then when I do, I usually accuse my opponent of being gay, but sometimes I don’t even have to do that, cuz other guys will yell out that the winner is a faggot! I think some guys have figured out it’s better if they lose to my tits than beat me.
My slave McSlave will even beg to arm wrestle me to prove he’s been working out, but I just tell him to pffft and save it for when he has to lug my laundry around. So if you like femdom or brat phone sex then it’s time for you to pick up the phone and call me. Girls rule!
Sneeze Fetish Phone Sex
October 24, 2010
I had never heard of it till Sneezy (named after one of Snow White’s dwarves a.k.a slaves) called and asked if I would sniff pepper for him. I thought he was tweaking or something, but I googled sneeze fetish and found that yeah, there was a sneeze fetish. Sneezy fell in love with my cute phone sex sneezes and also paid for me to have a friend shoot some topless pics of myself with a pepper grinder. A pepper grinder, um, I think it’s phallic 
But I make Sneezy give me a big $100 tribute before he calls me for phone sex, because I have explained to him that I can’t have a runny nose and be sneezing for other guys who call me and don’t share the same fetish. It’s a rare fetish I told him. So he agreed. Plus his phone sex calls don’t last long lololol cuz when he hears me sneeze a few times, he pops his little cork, so he needs to tribute the Brat (me!)
At least I also made some money on these sexy pictures in my kitchen with the pepper grinder. I mean who else would care about these pics except Sneezy, right? So I thought I’d write about the sneeze fetish because maybe there’s another sneeze fetish slave out there who would be interested in buying some of my hot pepper pictures, pun intended? Yeah!
And if you’re interested in sneeze fetish phone sex, I won’t do it straight up for $1.66/minute, no how, no way. You’ll have to pay a $100 tribute cuz sneezing fucks with my other phone sex calls. It’s a high price to pay, but I’m worth it, lol. And if not, I’m sure there are other girls who do sneeze fetish phone sex for cheap, but not me!
