Posts Tagged ‘Porn’
Sexy Calendar Girl
October 3, 2010
This slutty tease pic is from a bunch of hot topless photos a local photographer took, called test shots. For me and the Triumph bike to potentially be included in a sexy motorcycle calendar. Yeah, I almost made the upgrade to calendar girl! But I wasn’t chosen to be a biker calendar pin-up girl, because my tits weren’t big enough. At least that’s the word the photographer got back from the big tit obsessed biker babe calendar producer. Screw ‘im. I’m not buying big tits at the silicone tits store, so I guess no one else but my lucky blog readers will get to see my bangin’ bod here on the motorcycle.
I don’t know what the deal is about big fake tits anyway. Those overinflated balloon bazooms are going to head deep south in a few years as in droop-dee-do. Gravity isn’t so kind on girls with uber big tits as it is to petite A – B cup girls like me. Do you think my perky little B cupcakes will ever suffer from gravity’s fate? Noooo. My B cups will look totally fine while the porn star or stripper lookin’ bitches with big natural tits or big fake tits will be seeing Dr. Tits for a tit lift.
Call me on Niteflirt and I’ll take out all my frustrations on you for not making the motorcycle calendar, someone has to be my verbal abuse whipping boi! And it might as well be you hehe
Paying for School with Phone Sex!
January 11, 2009
As you may have read in a few of my other blog posts or in my bio here at my 3 Minutes Free Phone Sex site, I’m majoring in journalism here at school. When I graduate, I’d be amped to get a job writing for an online media outlet or major blog. Getting paid to write would be like a dream come true. My other plan, call it my back-up plan, would be to get a job in the business side of porn. After all it’s a 13 billion dollar business! And who wouldn’t hire me? I’m hot! But would phone sex experience count as porn biz experience? I wonder…
Doing Niteflirt phone sex isn’t a bad way to help get thru school. How else can a hot brat like me cum up with thousands to pay for tuition, books, parking, fees and shit like that?
I don’t live on campus, because the Uni wants $12,000 for the least expensive room and board plan! That’s like extortion! The dorms look like cement block projects and the food is crap and tastes like puke or sawdust. So I have my own little apartment and am saving money doing that. I only need tuition loans.
But school loans are super difficult to secure on your own, unless the ‘rents guarantee their home equity against the loans, which my parents – no how no way – didn’t want to do. They wanted to teach me self-sufficiency. Actually, all this is teaching me is to be more of a bratty phone sex slut!
