Posts Tagged ‘Phone Sex’
Girls Rule Phone Sex
September 21, 2011
It’s true I’ve always been the tomboy brat type, but I’ve always used my bratty tomboy ways to dominate the boys. And I still do. Instead of playing beer pong at the beer pong table, I look for the arm wrestling table and hawk that I will arm wrestle guys at frat parties or other college parties. Guys usually offer me a two arm handicap, so I take it. To get a real unfair advantage, I’ll pull up my top and keep my tits out while I’m arm wrestling. I don’t lose that often at arm wrestling, well maybe 50/50 and then when I do, I usually accuse my opponent of being gay, but sometimes I don’t even have to do that, cuz other guys will yell out that the winner is a faggot! I think some guys have figured out it’s better if they lose to my tits than beat me.
My slave McSlave will even beg to arm wrestle me to prove he’s been working out, but I just tell him to pffft and save it for when he has to lug my laundry around. So if you like femdom or brat phone sex then it’s time for you to pick up the phone and call me. Girls rule!
Babysitter Phone Sex
August 27, 2011
Yes, I do babysitter phone sex, but with a nasty twist. Remember I’m a bitchy girl, so I don’t do “daddy dominates the babysitter” “innocent virgin babysitter” or “babysitter seduced” phone sex calls. But…if you want to be dominated by a bratty, bitchy babysitter, then call me for babysitter phone sex. As a kinky Femdom babysitter, I like having a bad little boy to spank or break out my strap-on and show him who’s the boss, me! I can also share some very hot stories about what happened when I used to babysit bad boys when I was in high school. Real life stories are hotter? Call me for babysitter phone sex and find out! You can call me on Niteflirt or do an 800 Number Direct Dial call with me.
If you’re not sure when I’m available for a phone sex call, email me. I never do phone sex in the mornings. Despite a cup of coffee or two, I’m just not a “morning person” as the saying goes, and I especially hate morning classes too!!! But in the afternoons and on some weeknights I like to kick back and do a few phone sex calls. I’m not a full time phone sex girl lol I have a life! Plus school. Here, I’m including a pic of me on my bike. This is for you to picture me as the hot babysitter riding over on my bike to babysit ya!
Police Girl Roleplay Phone Sex
June 17, 2011
I didn’t think my Police Girl Halloween costume photo from last year that I posted on my College Girl Blog would keep getting lotsa guys to call me to do hot and nasty police girl phone sex roleplays. Of course, guys want me to be a sexy but mean female cop who takes advantage of them, especially with my night stick strap-on lol. They want me to handcuff them and spread their legs and frisk them, then feel that they have a tiny dick. Or they want me to do a strip search and then find their secret, they have a small penis, so they need to be fucked with my black night stick strap-on, hard. What is the police girl cosplay fetish and fantasy really? A domination, strap-on and small penis humiliation roleplay, turning a guy into my bitch! Yes, I luv turning guys into my bitches in case you haven’t read any of my other blog posts.
You have a small dick LOSER!
So, if you have a police woman fetish and want a mean female cop to take complete control of you, then call me! And call me Officer Jaimee (it’s pronounced Jay-mee, altho it’s originally a French name which means I love you and is pronounced a little different in French, ok enough French lessons today!)
Foot Fetish Phone Sex
May 26, 2011
Into pretty ‘n’ sexy feet? Check em! When was the last time you saw such hot tootsies? Are they making you feel weak? Aroused? In the mood to worship my feet? Call me! I’d luv to make you lick and kiss my feet and suck on each of my big toes and then each of my teenie toes. Into a sensual or brutal foot fucking? My feet are super slender and I know I could give your face a seductive or forceful footfucking and tickle your tonsils with my toesies. I wear sneakers and cute ankle socks around campus and at cheerleading camp, p-ugh my feet are stinky and sweaty by the end of a hot day. You would be the perfect stinkfoot licker upper wouldn’t you. Lick them, clean them up now! Sniff my stinky sneakers while you’re at it foot bitch! Inhale my scent, get addicted to it foot slut! I also crave a weak foot slave who will indulge me and buy me sexy shoesies, sandals and slutty boots. I also expect a dutiful foot servant to pay for pedicures and foot massages. My college brat feet should be pampered. So call me now to have your foot fetish indulged. But remember I will get what I want for my pretty feet too!
Direct Dial 800 Number Phone Sex
April 2, 2011
Finals are coming up and papers are due. So I made McSlave write one of my papers. Fuggit that’s what my wimp slave is for! Why should I spend hours of my time especially on an American History elective class that isn’t related to my major writing a dumb paper: “How Colonial Tobacco Growers Used Tobacco as Currency”. McSlave hit the internet and the college library like a dutiful slave and did up a great paper. That engineering bitchboy major can outwrite me and I’m a journalism major! Since I’m a journalism major, my Prof won’t even blink when I turn in such perfection. I better get a 3.8 for that class. My cume (GPA) better be around 3.65 overall.
When McSlave wanted to talk about how interesting it was in the 1600′s and 1700′s when gold and silver were scarce and the colonists didn’t care about wampum, tobacco became the currency of favor between colonists and the Indians, I was like oh snore bore McSlave, but at least he found it interesting enough to pop a boner over that paper.
So what else is new with me? I have a direct dial phone sex line! It’s my toll free 800 number and you can dial me direct for phone sex. You can even use prepaid credit cards for phone sex with me. But if you want 3 free minutes of phone sex, and you’re new to Niteflirt, call me on Niteflirt and get 3 minutes of free phone sex plus spend some currency! Cuz I don’t accept tobacco or wampum!
And enjoy my nude tease photo. I know you’ll be hitting Photoshop to try to lighten it up LMAO!
Hot Phone Sex News!
February 7, 2011
By popular demand, I’m now offering a new phone sex payment option. All callers using this option can pay for phone sex via Visa, MasterCard, Discover or American Express instead of just Visa or MasterCard thru Niteflirt. There will be a minimum phone sex call of 10 minutes for $20. The “minimum phone sex call” is a requirement of the billing provider I’ve signed up with. No exceptions, no time carry-overs. If you use less than 10 minutes, I keep the remainder as a tip. So call my direct dial phone sex line!
So how will you still get 3 minutes of free phone sex? The 3 free minutes of phone sex offer applies to new Niteflirt members, so if you aren’t a member of Niteflirt, sign up at Niteflirt.com and get 3 minutes of free phone sex today! Adults only 
And on Niteflirt, you can call for any length of time, there isn’t a minimum call requirement.
I know some of you phone sex callers will want to know if you will be able to use anonymous prepaid cards for your phone sex calls. Using a prepaid card means you don’t have phone sex call charges appearing on your credit card bills where wives and girlfriends might catch you red-handed. Prepaid credit cards are available at most stores these days like drugstores, supermarkets, Walmarts, etc. Prepaid cards can be used at Niteflirt and I’ll be able to accept them for my personal billing option too.
Ignore Phone Sex Calls
December 30, 2010
So glad finals are over and I’m on break now. Staying with the ‘rents and visiting relatives, did the Xmas thing and then I’ve been shopping with the Gift Cards I got for Xmas. Stores are even crowded after Xmas wtf. And I’ve been spending time with friends I haven’t seen cuz we went to different universities. And I’ve been partying duh! I should have done a few ignore calls when I was out partying with my girls. Bet some of you guys would have loved to be ignored by me and my hottie girlfriends.
I’m amped about the New Years party I’m going to. It’s going to be at a country club and I’m actually going on a date, but it’s like a dude friend who asked me out, so it isn’t a kissy kissy date, tho I’m sure once I drink enough champagne, I’ll get kissy kissy.
But I’m not amped about going back to school. I just love having the freedom to do what I want when I want. Thanks for the e-Gift Cards to the guys who worship me online! I don’t have privacy to do phone sex since I’m staying at the ‘rents house for the holidays. But I had fun online shopping, probably more than going to crowded stores! I should have been doing ignore phone sex calls when I was shopping. I wish it was Xmas every month. I need a rich Sugar Daddy slave!
Here I am deciding if I should steal a bottle of vino from the ‘rents wine rack. Unfortunately, since the rack isn’t stacked, I think they’d notice it was gone! Arghhh. Well at least you can drool over my bangin’ bod in a thong.
Sneeze Fetish Phone Sex
October 24, 2010
I had never heard of it till Sneezy (named after one of Snow White’s dwarves a.k.a slaves) called and asked if I would sniff pepper for him. I thought he was tweaking or something, but I googled sneeze fetish and found that yeah, there was a sneeze fetish. Sneezy fell in love with my cute phone sex sneezes and also paid for me to have a friend shoot some topless pics of myself with a pepper grinder. A pepper grinder, um, I think it’s phallic
But I make Sneezy give me a big $100 tribute before he calls me for phone sex, because I have explained to him that I can’t have a runny nose and be sneezing for other guys who call me and don’t share the same fetish. It’s a rare fetish I told him. So he agreed. Plus his phone sex calls don’t last long lololol cuz when he hears me sneeze a few times, he pops his little cork, so he needs to tribute the Brat (me!)
At least I also made some money on these sexy pictures in my kitchen with the pepper grinder. I mean who else would care about these pics except Sneezy, right? So I thought I’d write about the sneeze fetish because maybe there’s another sneeze fetish slave out there who would be interested in buying some of my hot pepper pictures, pun intended? Yeah!
And if you’re interested in sneeze fetish phone sex, I won’t do it straight up for $1.66/minute, no how, no way. You’ll have to pay a $100 tribute cuz sneezing fucks with my other phone sex calls. It’s a high price to pay, but I’m worth it, lol. And if not, I’m sure there are other girls who do sneeze fetish phone sex for cheap, but not me!
Cheap Phone Sex Pays!
August 2, 2010
Cheap Phone Sex pays my tuition bitches! I’m only going to be going to school part-time this semester, taking a couple of classes and auditing another. Woe is me. Shakespeare? Now for the good news: Being the bitchy brat that I am, I’ll be more available to humiliate you – dishing out my flavor of phone sex humiliation! Don’t call me on Niteflirt or Talk Sugar and expect me to play with my pussy for you and moan and all that fake phone sex shit. You’ll play phone sex my way! I humiliate you for being a dinky dicked wimp, loser, sissy slut, faggot, jerk junkie, panty perv, porn addict, piggie, fart sniffer or pee drinker. Important note: On Talk Sugar, unlike Niteflirt, we can talk about scat fetish stuff, like piss ‘n’ shit!
While we’re on the subject of shit, why did I have to downgrade to part-time student? I totally hit the money crunch for tuition. And as you’ve probably heard on the news, school loans are tuff to secure. Though I have to slow down with classes and school stuff, to console myself, I’m not slowing down the partying
I think I was more pissed off earlier in the summer, when I was hoping to get an intern spot doing something journalistic at a local paper or for a news blog. I wanted to get a “resume” job. Hey I’m willing to work hard! But I didn’t get selected for a couple of the spots I applied for. Bastards! Then other places I contacted claimed they weren’t doing any summer hiring or interning undergrads. So I did the cheerleading camp (sounds dumb, but what’s an underemployed former cheerleader to do) and humiliation phone sex.
And I rocked the lake scene, hanging out, swimming, boating. Here’s a pic of me at the lake! Eat your heart out!
Cheerleader Jerk Off Encouragement Phone Sex
June 29, 2010
This summer I’ve been working as an assistant coach job at a tri-state cheerleading camp. It’s been fun to teach high school cheerleaders tricks of the trade, but it makes me miss cheerleading {tears}. I decided I would hang up my pompoms when I started college, so I could focus on college classes and get my education on. Cheerleading is awesome, but it’s not a career. I want to become a journalist, realz! That’s why I’m going to write a blog! And not write like I’m texting. I need to get used to flexing my fingers on my laptop hehe.
So back to the school shit, since the school loan system is fucked right now, I’m limited to taking classes that I can afford to shell out for. The university isn’t cutting any slack. The uni offered me a minimum wage job putting away books at the library or working in the cafeteria. What? I can make more doing phone sex bebe. But without loans, this means I have to pull back from full-time to part-time coed. Sucks to be me {sour lemon}.
Enough of the heavy stuff, it’s time to kick it! Check out my pics! Me doing some cheerleader jumps and moves. Yeah, I’m really good at jumps. I’ll show these cheer whores a thing or two. Bring It On! That was a way hot cheerleading movie by the way. I only wish this job would bring it on, talking about cash money. But pay for assistant coaches is piss-poor. So I’ll still be humiliating all you bitches on Niteflirt and Talk Sugar! Ready for a pissed off bitch to humiliate you because her life sucks? Yeah get ready for an avalanche of verbal abuse!
