Posts Tagged ‘Party Girls’
Ass Worship Phone Sex Fetish
January 17, 2011
Back to school on Tuesday and already my mind is wandering toward Spring Break. I’ve swapped a few texts with my besties about where we might want to take and shake our hot asses to get out of the wintry weather and par-tay, but we haven’t decided on where-to. I know it won’t be an expensive Spring Break, but we’re going to make it as awesome as we can. My girlfriend Lauren suggested Myrtle Beach, but we’ve got to check online if it’s warm enough. We did Panama City Beach, Florida last year and we had a grrrreat time. But one of our sayings: Never the same place twice! I think daydreaming of Spring Break is the only motivation that will get me thru the icky winter and boring classes.
I know you bloggies will all want to know if I did anything with Kirk, my New Year’s Eve date. I’ve known Kirk for years, and while he’s cute, I never put him on my fuck list, why? He’s a big guy, as in tall, big, but I always sensed he had a little dick and my dick-stincts were not wrong as it was only about five inches, so there was no cock-rocking in the New Year. I sat on his face and put his tongue to use while I let him give himself a mercy jerk. Kirk’s tongue wasn’t all that, damn he needs some pussy-licking lessons. Kirk was more into ass worship and he loved kissing my ass, but what guy wouldn’t, check out my cute ass in this pic!
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Ignore Phone Sex Calls
December 30, 2010
So glad finals are over and I’m on break now. Staying with the ‘rents and visiting relatives, did the Xmas thing and then I’ve been shopping with the Gift Cards I got for Xmas. Stores are even crowded after Xmas wtf. And I’ve been spending time with friends I haven’t seen cuz we went to different universities. And I’ve been partying duh! I should have done a few ignore calls when I was out partying with my girls. Bet some of you guys would have loved to be ignored by me and my hottie girlfriends.
I’m amped about the New Years party I’m going to. It’s going to be at a country club and I’m actually going on a date, but it’s like a dude friend who asked me out, so it isn’t a kissy kissy date, tho I’m sure once I drink enough champagne, I’ll get kissy kissy.
But I’m not amped about going back to school. I just love having the freedom to do what I want when I want. Thanks for the e-Gift Cards to the guys who worship me online! I don’t have privacy to do phone sex since I’m staying at the ‘rents house for the holidays. But I had fun online shopping, probably more than going to crowded stores! I should have been doing ignore phone sex calls when I was shopping. I wish it was Xmas every month. I need a rich Sugar Daddy slave!
Here I am deciding if I should steal a bottle of vino from the ‘rents wine rack. Unfortunately, since the rack isn’t stacked, I think they’d notice it was gone! Arghhh. Well at least you can drool over my bangin’ bod in a thong.
Wild College Parties
November 26, 2010
Since I wanna be a journalist, here’s a little newsy story…
What was the real reason these canned “four ingredient” drinks got banned: Four Loko, Joose, Core Spiked, etc. Combine alcohol, caffeine, guarana and taurine and well, flavor, and the companies that manufactured these libation sensations got instant college student party money. Before these drinks came out, anyone could mix their own version of booze n caffeine with Rockstar Energy Drink n Vodka or do a high voltage Jack n Jolt (Cola).
College students are gonna party. Nothing will stop drunken booze fests. Geez my grandmother told me my greatgrandmother used to go to speakeasies and private parties in the 20′s and drink “bathtub gin”, who knows what the hell shit that was made of. And my Mom luvs her rum and cokes with lime. So what’s the deal? People luv the zinger feeling from the caffeine and the down feeling from the booze.
But Four Loko and other brands of amped up malt beverages are now 86′d due to excessive reports of alcohol poisoning. Just last week, the beverage companies behind these drinks were given the word they had to take out the caffeine, guarana and taurine or totally eliminate their drinks from the market. So basically these companies can put out a flavored malt bev without the zing. Will sales come to a screeching halt? Probably. But who’s gonna stop anyone from taking 151 rum and dumping it into a high energy drink found on the supermarket shelf loaded with caffeine and guarana. Nothing.
Drunk n Dancing at a Party
Femdom Phone Sex Fantasy
October 14, 2010
Halloween means lots of scary movies, I luv horror flicks, plus I have an awesome Halloween party to go to. Check out my rockin’ cop lady costume I’ll be wearing! If anyone asks why I’m dressed up as a cop chick, I’ll tell ‘em I’m on Small Dick Patrol and must frisk ‘em to do a penis size check. Humiliation for little dick loozers! Anyone less than 6″ is going under small dick arrest! Maybe I should mark their dick size w/ sharpie marker on their forehead? Hands on the wall and spread ‘em. “Oh is there anything in your pants I need to be aware of? Like an actual penis?” Yeah, in this pic, I’m putting a small dick loozer (my slave McSlave haha, I’ll write more about him in the future) under arrest.
Movie list for Halloween: Paranormal Activity II, Saw 3D and Monsters (and no it’s not related to Monsters, Inc.). Since the Halloween party is actually gonna be on Mischief Nite = Saturday nite, on Halloween nite = Sunday nite I can go to the movies w/my bff’s. Fuck schooly for that weekend, I feel like partying and going on a movie binge. I also love movie popcorn, I know that sounds so gross, but gimme the Tub o’ Death, biggest tub of popcorn w/most buttery goo and a large Pepsi and I’m ready to take on some scary shit on the screen. I love the feeling of being scared in the theater and then not being able to sleep when I get back to my apartment like I have to put the tv on and text my friends cuz I’m still feeling scared shitless!
Spring Break Countdown!
February 4, 2009
My classes this semester completely lost their luster, I’m bored. I’m also tired of cold icky Winter weather, snow blows. It seems like all I do is think about Spring Break! Do you think my Professors can tell I’m daydreaming about partying and not concentrating on their boring lectures? {snore} They drone on and on while I sit in classes daydreaming about going to the beach, playing drinking games, hooking up with hot guys… Getting crazy… Stick a thermometer up my ass, I’ve officially come down with Spring Break Fever. It’s hard to concentrate on studying or doing anything school-y. I text my friends, they text back. Spring Break Fever is rampant. Can’t fight it. We wanna meet some cool guys. Drink. Party. Sex. Repeat. We’re texting about where to go (Cancun, Cabo, Daytona, Panama City Beach, Jamaica?) and gotta decide soon so we can makes rezzies (reservations). We’re leaning toward Panama City Beach, cheaper to get there, cheap eats and cheap hotels. We’re going to do 4 girls to 1 room. So now is all I can think about is what should I pack? What bitchin’ bikinis, short shorts, cheek peek skirts, cock tease tops and slutty thongs and….fuck who needs thongs??? It’s Spring Break 
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Sorority Girls Pay and Party!
January 24, 2009
I love to party! There are so many parties at school on the weekend. Yeah, from the frat and sorority parties to the dorm floor parties, to private parties if you have your own place, to club parties. A lot of the parties have themes now. Like a fun one I went to recently was a Pajama Party. You had to wear pj’s or lingerie to a frat party. Another one was a towel party (not a toga party), you could only come wearing a towel wrapped around you Check out what I wore!
I want to join a sorority so bad, after all I’m hot! And I’m smart. I was a high school cheerleader. But I don’t have the time to do all the sorority stuff. Most sororities, to stay alive, have to do fund-raising. Well, hmmm, sorority fund-raising means you charge admission to your sorority’s keg parties hahaha. And most sororities have to do volunteer work in the community and stuff as a requirement of their charter.
But if you do join a sorority, you also have to pay fees. There ya go, more money to pay to get thru school lolz. So I think I’ll just kinda hang out and see what happens. While I’d love to be a naughty hottie sorority girl, I have to be realistic, I didn’t come from a rich snobby family. I’m pretty, but at my Uni, pretty girls are dime a dozen. Besides college doesn’t seem to be paying off much these days. I could be stuck in a fast food or other minimum wage job or doing brat humiliation phone sex regardless of whether I get my diploma.
