Posts Tagged ‘Modeling’
Sneeze Fetish Phone Sex
October 24, 2010
I had never heard of it till Sneezy (named after one of Snow White’s dwarves a.k.a slaves) called and asked if I would sniff pepper for him. I thought he was tweaking or something, but I googled sneeze fetish and found that yeah, there was a sneeze fetish. Sneezy fell in love with my cute phone sex sneezes and also paid for me to have a friend shoot some topless pics of myself with a pepper grinder. A pepper grinder, um, I think it’s phallic 
But I make Sneezy give me a big $100 tribute before he calls me for phone sex, because I have explained to him that I can’t have a runny nose and be sneezing for other guys who call me and don’t share the same fetish. It’s a rare fetish I told him. So he agreed. Plus his phone sex calls don’t last long lololol cuz when he hears me sneeze a few times, he pops his little cork, so he needs to tribute the Brat (me!)
At least I also made some money on these sexy pictures in my kitchen with the pepper grinder. I mean who else would care about these pics except Sneezy, right? So I thought I’d write about the sneeze fetish because maybe there’s another sneeze fetish slave out there who would be interested in buying some of my hot pepper pictures, pun intended? Yeah!
And if you’re interested in sneeze fetish phone sex, I won’t do it straight up for $1.66/minute, no how, no way. You’ll have to pay a $100 tribute cuz sneezing fucks with my other phone sex calls. It’s a high price to pay, but I’m worth it, lol. And if not, I’m sure there are other girls who do sneeze fetish phone sex for cheap, but not me!
Sexy Calendar Girl
October 3, 2010
This slutty tease pic is from a bunch of hot topless photos a local photographer took, called test shots. For me and the Triumph bike to potentially be included in a sexy motorcycle calendar. Yeah, I almost made the upgrade to calendar girl! But I wasn’t chosen to be a biker calendar pin-up girl, because my tits weren’t big enough. At least that’s the word the photographer got back from the big tit obsessed biker babe calendar producer. Screw ‘im. I’m not buying big tits at the silicone tits store, so I guess no one else but my lucky blog readers will get to see my bangin’ bod here on the motorcycle.
I don’t know what the deal is about big fake tits anyway. Those overinflated balloon bazooms are going to head deep south in a few years as in droop-dee-do. Gravity isn’t so kind on girls with uber big tits as it is to petite A – B cup girls like me. Do you think my perky little B cupcakes will ever suffer from gravity’s fate? Noooo. My B cups will look totally fine while the porn star or stripper lookin’ bitches with big natural tits or big fake tits will be seeing Dr. Tits for a tit lift.
Call me on Niteflirt and I’ll take out all my frustrations on you for not making the motorcycle calendar, someone has to be my verbal abuse whipping boi! And it might as well be you hehe
How I Became a Niteflirt Phone Sex Girl
January 5, 2009
Hey from Jaimee! Thanks for coming by my blog and website. Let me tell you a little about me. I started modeling when I was barely legal to help pay for college tuition. And I started doing phone sex. I was a ho for a phone sex service that was really putrid to work for. The phone sex girls didn’t get paid much and the owners were like pimps! Sometimes the owners would do ‘test calls’ on us girls, I think those pimps were just trying to get free teen phone sex! But I hated the fake phone sex “oh yeah, fuck me baby” phone sex calls. And I did internet modeling. Not 100% nude, just tease and T&A.
Internet Modeling Sucks - U Don't Get Paid Much - The Red Bra was 20 Sizes 2 Big!
I got fed up with the fake phone sex, so I quit, but kept doing internet modeling. Then I found Niteflirt. I set up listings, but didn’t get any calls, I really didn’t know how to use the site or do html. Or that I should really have my own website off Niteflirt. So I quit Niteflirt. But now I’m back. I learned how to do some html, how to pimp myself and got a website up for college brat phone sex humiliation.
