Posts Tagged ‘College Girl’
Direct Dial 800 Number Phone Sex
April 2, 2011
Finals are coming up and papers are due. So I made McSlave write one of my papers. Fuggit that’s what my wimp slave is for! Why should I spend hours of my time especially on an American History elective class that isn’t related to my major writing a dumb paper: “How Colonial Tobacco Growers Used Tobacco as Currency”. McSlave hit the internet and the college library like a dutiful slave and did up a great paper. That engineering bitchboy major can outwrite me and I’m a journalism major! Since I’m a journalism major, my Prof won’t even blink when I turn in such perfection. I better get a 3.8 for that class. My cume (GPA) better be around 3.65 overall.
When McSlave wanted to talk about how interesting it was in the 1600′s and 1700′s when gold and silver were scarce and the colonists didn’t care about wampum, tobacco became the currency of favor between colonists and the Indians, I was like oh snore bore McSlave, but at least he found it interesting enough to pop a boner over that paper.
So what else is new with me? I have a direct dial phone sex line! It’s my toll free 800 number and you can dial me direct for phone sex. You can even use prepaid credit cards for phone sex with me. But if you want 3 free minutes of phone sex, and you’re new to Niteflirt, call me on Niteflirt and get 3 minutes of free phone sex plus spend some currency! Cuz I don’t accept tobacco or wampum!
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Sorority Girls Pay and Party!
January 24, 2009
I love to party! There are so many parties at school on the weekend. Yeah, from the frat and sorority parties to the dorm floor parties, to private parties if you have your own place, to club parties. A lot of the parties have themes now. Like a fun one I went to recently was a Pajama Party. You had to wear pj’s or lingerie to a frat party. Another one was a towel party (not a toga party), you could only come wearing a towel wrapped around you 
Check out what I wore!
I want to join a sorority so bad, after all I’m hot! And I’m smart. I was a high school cheerleader. But I don’t have the time to do all the sorority stuff. Most sororities, to stay alive, have to do fund-raising. Well, hmmm, sorority fund-raising means you charge admission to your sorority’s keg parties hahaha. And most sororities have to do volunteer work in the community and stuff as a requirement of their charter.
But if you do join a sorority, you also have to pay fees. There ya go, more money to pay to get thru school lolz. So I think I’ll just kinda hang out and see what happens. While I’d love to be a naughty hottie sorority girl, I have to be realistic, I didn’t come from a rich snobby family. I’m pretty, but at my Uni, pretty girls are dime a dozen. Besides college doesn’t seem to be paying off much these days. I could be stuck in a fast food or other minimum wage job or doing brat humiliation phone sex regardless of whether I get my diploma.
3-2-1 Contacts!
January 15, 2009
Back in classes. This past semester, I had been having lots of headaches. Seriously, I thought I was having migraines. The headaches just wouldn’t go away. I went off the pill temporarily, yeah that pill, but it didn’t help. Aspirin or Tylenol or Advil didn’t do anything to knock out the pain. Peeps offered me advice such as take more Vitamin A, don’t party so much girl, get more sleep. But my Mom suggested, have you had your eyes checked? So, I went to the eye doctor during my holiday break and Momz was right, the doctor diagnosed that I need glasses or contacts.
Honestly, I believe the cliche. I think girls with glasses don’t get passes unless you’re a nerd girl and a nerd guy is like nerding on you. And nothing wrong with being a nerd girl, though nerd guys are annoying unless you enslave them, and then they can get even more annoying after you turn them into your laundry, homework and apartment cleaning slave!
So, I’m going for contact lenses. Going to my fitting appointment this afternoon. I’m not going to change my eye color with the contacts. Everyone loves my natural blue eyes. The eye doctor told me that you have to break in your contacts and that your eyes get super bloodshot for the first few days. It will look like I’m stoned! But I’m definitely not breaking them in on the weekend. I’ll start on a Monday and if I can’t see shit in class, I’ll just go to the Uni infirmary and get a note about my eyes being irritated and all. Way to get out of classes!
Paying for School with Phone Sex!
January 11, 2009
As you may have read in a few of my other blog posts or in my bio here at my 3 Minutes Free Phone Sex site, I’m majoring in journalism here at school. When I graduate, I’d be amped to get a job writing for an online media outlet or major blog. Getting paid to write would be like a dream come true. My other plan, call it my back-up plan, would be to get a job in the business side of porn. After all it’s a 13 billion dollar business! And who wouldn’t hire me? I’m hot! But would phone sex experience count as porn biz experience? I wonder…
Doing Niteflirt phone sex isn’t a bad way to help get thru school. How else can a hot brat like me cum up with thousands to pay for tuition, books, parking, fees and shit like that?
I don’t live on campus, because the Uni wants $12,000 for the least expensive room and board plan! That’s like extortion! The dorms look like cement block projects and the food is crap and tastes like puke or sawdust. So I have my own little apartment and am saving money doing that. I only need tuition loans.
But school loans are super difficult to secure on your own, unless the ‘rents guarantee their home equity against the loans, which my parents – no how no way – didn’t want to do. They wanted to teach me self-sufficiency. Actually, all this is teaching me is to be more of a bratty phone sex slut!
Book Banging Part 2
January 11, 2009
I’m a journalism major at a university. My parents told me back when I was in high school that they weren’t going to pay my way thru college. They thought it would teach me not to feel so entitled. I was pissed at my parents as I felt they were singling me out, compared to my brother, Mr. Smarty-pants, who got scholarship money. I’m not as smart as he is, so I got the smack-down. I had to cover my tuition, either work for it or get loans.
After paying for some of my tuition and getting loans for the rest, I thought wow I covered it for the year! Wrong, I had to buy my books! I thought ok, maybe I’ll have to spend like $100 on books. But no! My books were $100 each or more!!! What a fucking rip-off! I wanted to cry! I didn’t have enough money for books. A girl I knew told me to contact this photographer. “You’re hot,” she said, “and he pays to shoot pictures of hot barely legal teen girls. Bikini shots, tease shots and yes, naked pics.” She said, “You can definitely make enough to pay for your books.” To make a long story short, I did some nude teen photos. And paid for my books! Lots of college girls get stuck for cash. How can college girls pay for books when they’re broke? They bang for their book money duh.
I Humiliate U
January 11, 2009
I Humiliate U should be the name of a mock university t-shirt. I could make all of my phone sex loser boys buy my I Humiliate U t-shirt and wear it. I should look into opening up a cafepress.com store where I can have custom stuff for sale for my phone sex addicts.
How did I find out that I luv 2 Humiliate U? I’ve always been a pretty girl and constantly have nerds and losers obsessing over me. To try to keep them away, like swatting annoying flies or something, I would just humiliate them, but then I found out they liked it! So if you find out guys like something, the next thing you should think of, when you’re a pretty girl, is how to make money from them!
So that’s what I did, I began doing phone sex, but not all the calls were from guys who wanted to be humiliated or put in their place, some guys even wanted me to pretend like I was fucking them, ewwww! I couldn’t stand it. I knew I had to get away from that fake phone sex and do what is real to me: I Humiliate U!
I also found out that I could enslave beta male losers and nerds and make them do things for me! Why should I have to do menial shit like my laundry and cleaning. Fuck it. I have better things to do. And losers don’t. They should kiss the ground I walk on. Actually, I did make a moron do that once!
Book Banging College Girl Phone Sex
January 11, 2009
Did I tell you how much it sucks to pay for text books? Like if you have 5 classes a semester plus phys ed, no books, yeah, but expensive un-slutty uniforms (icky school color gym shorts and tank tops). I had to spend $500 this semester, just for books, and another $500 last semester. $1,000 a year on textbooks! That’s not something the school tells you. Cuz you’re already getting fucked on the tuition.
Plus the parking sticker and key card for my car!!! Insane what the school wanted for those. $100 bucks, I’m not kidding. And you have to get a new one every year in a different color and code, those fuckers! So it’s no wonder I’m doing brat humiliation phone sex. And it’s no wonder that college girls bang for their books! I contacted the Book Bangers porn company. They asked me to email a few sexy pics. They were like slobbering all over their keyboards trying to get me to book bang. But then I found some internet modeling gigs, tits and ass stuff. Doing hardcore porn would be the last resort. If I ever run out of $$$ for books, I’ll have to email them back. So with what it’s costing to put my precious and totally cute ass thru school, you need to contribute. Call me on Niteflirt!
