Cheap Phone Sex pays my tuition bitches! I’m only going to be going to school part-time this semester, taking a couple of classes and auditing another. Woe is me. Shakespeare? Now for the good news: Being the bitchy brat that I am, I’ll be more available to humiliate you – dishing out my flavor of phone sex humiliation! Don’t call me on Niteflirt or Talk Sugar and expect me to play with my pussy for you and moan and all that fake phone sex shit. You’ll play phone sex my way! I humiliate you for being a dinky dicked wimp, loser, sissy slut, faggot, jerk junkie, panty perv, porn addict, piggie, fart sniffer or pee drinker. Important note: On Talk Sugar, unlike Niteflirt, we can talk about scat fetish stuff, like piss ‘n’ shit!

While we’re on the subject of shit, why did I have to downgrade to part-time student? I totally hit the money crunch for tuition. And as you’ve probably heard on the news, school loans are tuff to secure. Though I have to slow down with classes and school stuff, to console myself, I’m not slowing down the partying

I think I was more pissed off earlier in the summer, when I was hoping to get an intern spot doing something journalistic at a local paper or for a news blog. I wanted to get a “resume” job. Hey I’m willing to work hard! But I didn’t get selected for a couple of the spots I applied for. Bastards! Then other places I contacted claimed they weren’t doing any summer hiring or interning undergrads. So I did the cheerleading camp (sounds dumb, but what’s an underemployed former cheerleader to do) and humiliation phone sex.

And I rocked the lake scene, hanging out, swimming, boating. Here’s a pic of me at the lake! Eat your heart out!