My slave McSlave will even beg to arm wrestle me to prove he’s been working out, but I just tell him to pffft and save it for when he has to lug my laundry around. So if you like femdom or brat phone sex then it’s time for you to pick up the phone and call me. Girls rule!

If you’re not sure when I’m available for a phone sex call, email me. I never do phone sex in the mornings. Despite a cup of coffee or two, I’m just not a “morning person” as the saying goes, and I especially hate morning classes too!!! But in the afternoons and on some weeknights I like to kick back and do a few phone sex calls. I’m not a full time phone sex girl lol I have a life! Plus school. Here, I’m including a pic of me on my bike. This is for you to picture me as the hot babysitter riding over on my bike to babysit ya!

You have a small dick LOSER!

So, if you have a police woman fetish and want a mean female cop to take complete control of you, then call me! And call me Officer Jaimee (it’s pronounced Jay-mee, altho it’s originally a French name which means I love you and is pronounced a little different in French, ok enough French lessons today!)

Into pretty ‘n’ sexy feet? Check em! When was the last time you saw such hot tootsies? Are they making you feel weak? Aroused? In the mood to worship my feet? Call me! I’d luv to make you lick and kiss my feet and suck on each of my big toes and then each of my teenie toes. Into a sensual or brutal foot fucking? My feet are super slender and I know I could give your face a seductive or forceful footfucking and tickle your tonsils with my toesies. I wear sneakers and cute ankle socks around campus and at cheerleading camp, p-ugh my feet are stinky and sweaty by the end of a hot day. You would be the perfect stinkfoot licker upper wouldn’t you. Lick them, clean them up now! Sniff my stinky sneakers while you’re at it foot bitch! Inhale my scent, get addicted to it foot slut! I also crave a weak foot slave who will indulge me and buy me sexy shoesies, sandals and slutty boots. I also expect a dutiful foot servant to pay for pedicures and foot massages. My college brat feet should be pampered. So call me now to have your foot fetish indulged. But remember I will get what I want for my pretty feet too!

When McSlave wanted to talk about how interesting it was in the 1600′s and 1700′s when gold and silver were scarce and the colonists didn’t care about wampum, tobacco became the currency of favor between colonists and the Indians, I was like oh snore bore McSlave, but at least he found it interesting enough to pop a boner over that paper.

So what else is new with me? I have a direct dial phone sex line! It’s my toll free 800 number and you can dial me direct for phone sex. You can even use prepaid credit cards for phone sex with me. But if you want 3 free minutes of phone sex, and you’re new to Niteflirt, call me on Niteflirt and get 3 minutes of free phone sex plus spend some currency! Cuz I don’t accept tobacco or wampum!

And enjoy my nude tease photo. I know you’ll be hitting Photoshop to try to lighten it up LMAO!

So you’re probably wondering what Femdom fetish is it that my slave is into? Hoops? No, the fetish is called women riding or female riding or Femdom riding. Basically, the fetish is when women ride their slaves, sometimes the Femdoms ride their slaves like ponies or horses and sometimes the Femdoms are just being carried on their slaves’ shoulders.

So when I found out Femdom Riding was a fetish, I was like ewww I hope it doesn’t make McSlave pop wood when I’m on his shoulders, but I’m so hot he probably just pops a boner when he sees me anyway. Sometimes when I’m riding him, I even kick that bitch in the ribs to get him to the basket so I can make my shots or dunks and I’ve left bruises on his ribs. He doesn’t seem to mind. I guess he’s a little bit of a pain bitch in addition to wanting me to ride him, femdom riding style. Ha!

So how will you still get 3 minutes of free phone sex? The 3 free minutes of phone sex offer applies to new Niteflirt members, so if you aren’t a member of Niteflirt, sign up at Niteflirt.com and get 3 minutes of free phone sex today! Adults only And on Niteflirt, you can call for any length of time, there isn’t a minimum call requirement.

I know some of you phone sex callers will want to know if you will be able to use anonymous prepaid cards for your phone sex calls. Using a prepaid card means you don’t have phone sex call charges appearing on your credit card bills where wives and girlfriends might catch you red-handed. Prepaid credit cards are available at most stores these days like drugstores, supermarkets, Walmarts, etc. Prepaid cards can be used at Niteflirt and I’ll be able to accept them for my personal billing option too.

I know you bloggies will all want to know if I did anything with Kirk, my New Year’s Eve date. I’ve known Kirk for years, and while he’s cute, I never put him on my fuck list, why? He’s a big guy, as in tall, big, but I always sensed he had a little dick and my dick-stincts were not wrong as it was only about five inches, so there was no cock-rocking in the New Year. I sat on his face and put his tongue to use while I let him give himself a mercy jerk. Kirk’s tongue wasn’t all that, damn he needs some pussy-licking lessons. Kirk was more into ass worship and he loved kissing my ass, but what guy wouldn’t, check out my cute ass in this pic!

Call me for Ass Worship Phone Sex or if I’m not available, check out some hotties forcing guys to worship their hot asses!

I’m amped about the New Years party I’m going to. It’s going to be at a country club and I’m actually going on a date, but it’s like a dude friend who asked me out, so it isn’t a kissy kissy date, tho I’m sure once I drink enough champagne, I’ll get kissy kissy.

But I’m not amped about going back to school. I just love having the freedom to do what I want when I want. Thanks for the e-Gift Cards to the guys who worship me online! I don’t have privacy to do phone sex since I’m staying at the ‘rents house for the holidays. But I had fun online shopping, probably more than going to crowded stores! I should have been doing ignore phone sex calls when I was shopping. I wish it was Xmas every month. I need a rich Sugar Daddy slave!

Here I am deciding if I should steal a bottle of vino from the ‘rents wine rack. Unfortunately, since the rack isn’t stacked, I think they’d notice it was gone! Arghhh. Well at least you can drool over my bangin’ bod in a thong.

College students are gonna party. Nothing will stop drunken booze fests. Geez my grandmother told me my greatgrandmother used to go to speakeasies and private parties in the 20′s and drink “bathtub gin”, who knows what the hell shit that was made of. And my Mom luvs her rum and cokes with lime. So what’s the deal? People luv the zinger feeling from the caffeine and the down feeling from the booze.

But Four Loko and other brands of amped up malt beverages are now 86′d due to excessive reports of alcohol poisoning. Just last week, the beverage companies behind these drinks were given the word they had to take out the caffeine, guarana and taurine or totally eliminate their drinks from the market. So basically these companies can put out a flavored malt bev without the zing. Will sales come to a screeching halt? Probably. But who’s gonna stop anyone from taking 151 rum and dumping it into a high energy drink found on the supermarket shelf loaded with caffeine and guarana. Nothing.

Drunk n Dancing at a Party