Finals are coming up and papers are due. So I made McSlave write one of my papers. Fuggit that’s what my wimp slave is for! Why should I spend hours of my time especially on an American History elective class that isn’t related to my major writing a dumb paper: “How Colonial Tobacco Growers Used Tobacco as Currency”. McSlave hit the internet and the college library like a dutiful slave and did up a great paper. That engineering bitchboy major can outwrite me and I’m a journalism major! Since I’m a journalism major, my Prof won’t even blink when I turn in such perfection. I better get a 3.8 for that class. My cume (GPA) better be around 3.65 overall.

When McSlave wanted to talk about how interesting it was in the 1600′s and 1700′s when gold and silver were scarce and the colonists didn’t care about wampum, tobacco became the currency of favor between colonists and the Indians, I was like oh snore bore McSlave, but at least he found it interesting enough to pop a boner over that paper.

So what else is new with me? I have a direct dial phone sex line! It’s my toll free 800 number and you can dial me direct for phone sex. You can even use prepaid credit cards for phone sex with me. But if you want 3 free minutes of phone sex, and you’re new to Niteflirt, call me on Niteflirt and get 3 minutes of free phone sex plus spend some currency! Cuz I don’t accept tobacco or wampum!

And enjoy my nude tease photo. I know you’ll be hitting Photoshop to try to lighten it up LMAO!