Sneeze Fetish Phone Sex
October 24, 2010
I had never heard of it till Sneezy (named after one of Snow White’s dwarves a.k.a slaves) called and asked if I would sniff pepper for him. I thought he was tweaking or something, but I googled sneeze fetish and found that yeah, there was a sneeze fetish. Sneezy fell in love with my cute phone sex sneezes and also paid for me to have a friend shoot some topless pics of myself with a pepper grinder. A pepper grinder, um, I think it’s phallic 
But I make Sneezy give me a big $100 tribute before he calls me for phone sex, because I have explained to him that I can’t have a runny nose and be sneezing for other guys who call me and don’t share the same fetish. It’s a rare fetish I told him. So he agreed. Plus his phone sex calls don’t last long lololol cuz when he hears me sneeze a few times, he pops his little cork, so he needs to tribute the Brat (me!)
At least I also made some money on these sexy pictures in my kitchen with the pepper grinder. I mean who else would care about these pics except Sneezy, right? So I thought I’d write about the sneeze fetish because maybe there’s another sneeze fetish slave out there who would be interested in buying some of my hot pepper pictures, pun intended? Yeah!
And if you’re interested in sneeze fetish phone sex, I won’t do it straight up for $1.66/minute, no how, no way. You’ll have to pay a $100 tribute cuz sneezing fucks with my other phone sex calls. It’s a high price to pay, but I’m worth it, lol. And if not, I’m sure there are other girls who do sneeze fetish phone sex for cheap, but not me!
Femdom Phone Sex Fantasy
October 14, 2010
Halloween means lots of scary movies, I luv horror flicks, plus I have an awesome Halloween party to go to. Check out my rockin’ cop lady costume I’ll be wearing! If anyone asks why I’m dressed up as a cop chick, I’ll tell ‘em I’m on Small Dick Patrol and must frisk ‘em to do a penis size check. Humiliation for little dick loozers! Anyone less than 6″ is going under small dick arrest! Maybe I should mark their dick size w/ sharpie marker on their forehead? Hands on the wall and spread ‘em. “Oh is there anything in your pants I need to be aware of? Like an actual penis?” Yeah, in this pic, I’m putting a small dick loozer (my slave McSlave haha, I’ll write more about him in the future) under arrest.
Movie list for Halloween: Paranormal Activity II, Saw 3D and Monsters (and no it’s not related to Monsters, Inc.). Since the Halloween party is actually gonna be on Mischief Nite = Saturday nite, on Halloween nite = Sunday nite I can go to the movies w/my bff’s. Fuck schooly for that weekend, I feel like partying and going on a movie binge. I also love movie popcorn, I know that sounds so gross, but gimme the Tub o’ Death, biggest tub of popcorn w/most buttery goo and a large Pepsi and I’m ready to take on some scary shit on the screen. I love the feeling of being scared in the theater and then not being able to sleep when I get back to my apartment like I have to put the tv on and text my friends cuz I’m still feeling scared shitless!
Sexy Calendar Girl
October 3, 2010
This slutty tease pic is from a bunch of hot topless photos a local photographer took, called test shots. For me and the Triumph bike to potentially be included in a sexy motorcycle calendar. Yeah, I almost made the upgrade to calendar girl! But I wasn’t chosen to be a biker calendar pin-up girl, because my tits weren’t big enough. At least that’s the word the photographer got back from the big tit obsessed biker babe calendar producer. Screw ‘im. I’m not buying big tits at the silicone tits store, so I guess no one else but my lucky blog readers will get to see my bangin’ bod here on the motorcycle.
I don’t know what the deal is about big fake tits anyway. Those overinflated balloon bazooms are going to head deep south in a few years as in droop-dee-do. Gravity isn’t so kind on girls with uber big tits as it is to petite A – B cup girls like me. Do you think my perky little B cupcakes will ever suffer from gravity’s fate? Noooo. My B cups will look totally fine while the porn star or stripper lookin’ bitches with big natural tits or big fake tits will be seeing Dr. Tits for a tit lift.
Call me on Niteflirt and I’ll take out all my frustrations on you for not making the motorcycle calendar, someone has to be my verbal abuse whipping boi! And it might as well be you hehe
Cheap Phone Sex Pays!
August 2, 2010
Cheap Phone Sex pays my tuition bitches! I’m only going to be going to school part-time this semester, taking a couple of classes and auditing another. Woe is me. Shakespeare? Now for the good news: Being the bitchy brat that I am, I’ll be more available to humiliate you – dishing out my flavor of phone sex humiliation! Don’t call me on Niteflirt or Talk Sugar and expect me to play with my pussy for you and moan and all that fake phone sex shit. You’ll play phone sex my way! I humiliate you for being a dinky dicked wimp, loser, sissy slut, faggot, jerk junkie, panty perv, porn addict, piggie, fart sniffer or pee drinker. Important note: On Talk Sugar, unlike Niteflirt, we can talk about scat fetish stuff, like piss ‘n’ shit!
While we’re on the subject of shit, why did I have to downgrade to part-time student? I totally hit the money crunch for tuition. And as you’ve probably heard on the news, school loans are tuff to secure. Though I have to slow down with classes and school stuff, to console myself, I’m not slowing down the partying
I think I was more pissed off earlier in the summer, when I was hoping to get an intern spot doing something journalistic at a local paper or for a news blog. I wanted to get a “resume” job. Hey I’m willing to work hard! But I didn’t get selected for a couple of the spots I applied for. Bastards! Then other places I contacted claimed they weren’t doing any summer hiring or interning undergrads. So I did the cheerleading camp (sounds dumb, but what’s an underemployed former cheerleader to do) and humiliation phone sex.
And I rocked the lake scene, hanging out, swimming, boating. Here’s a pic of me at the lake! Eat your heart out!
Cheerleader Jerk Off Encouragement Phone Sex
June 29, 2010
This summer I’ve been working as an assistant coach job at a tri-state cheerleading camp. It’s been fun to teach high school cheerleaders tricks of the trade, but it makes me miss cheerleading {tears}. I decided I would hang up my pompoms when I started college, so I could focus on college classes and get my education on. Cheerleading is awesome, but it’s not a career. I want to become a journalist, realz! That’s why I’m going to write a blog! And not write like I’m texting. I need to get used to flexing my fingers on my laptop hehe.
So back to the school shit, since the school loan system is fucked right now, I’m limited to taking classes that I can afford to shell out for. The university isn’t cutting any slack. The uni offered me a minimum wage job putting away books at the library or working in the cafeteria. What? I can make more doing phone sex bebe. But without loans, this means I have to pull back from full-time to part-time coed. Sucks to be me {sour lemon}.
Enough of the heavy stuff, it’s time to kick it! Check out my pics! Me doing some cheerleader jumps and moves. Yeah, I’m really good at jumps. I’ll show these cheer whores a thing or two. Bring It On! That was a way hot cheerleading movie by the way. I only wish this job would bring it on, talking about cash money. But pay for assistant coaches is piss-poor. So I’ll still be humiliating all you bitches on Niteflirt and Talk Sugar! Ready for a pissed off bitch to humiliate you because her life sucks? Yeah get ready for an avalanche of verbal abuse!
Free Phone Sex
April 27, 2010
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Follow Me on Twitter for Phone Sex!
April 26, 2010
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I need lots more Twitter peeps to follow my tweets! Click the blue birdie!
Burning Questions? Ask Me Anything on Formspring, a cool Q&A featurette website! Word to the wise-asses, the questions better be good, if not, I’ll just totally ignore your useless waste of words and waste of my precious time. Word to the wimps, you can even submit your questions anonymously. Use the Question Box below if you have something worthy to ask me. I had to declare myself an expert on a topic, so I chose Small Penis Humiliation. LMAO! So got a question for me lil tiny dick loozer? Go ahead, ask! Even the Harlequin mask in my pic above is laughing at your loozer ass.
And don’t forget to subscribe to my bratty blog. See the *Subscribe* pink tropical drink icon in the right sidebar. Suck it up with the straw! That’s my blog subscription feed. Click on it! Don’t worry bitches, I don’t blog that often so you won’t be flooded with crappy blog posts about nuthin’ much. OK that’s all I have to say today. Resume your regularly scheduled deprogramming.
Spring Break Countdown!
February 4, 2009
My classes this semester completely lost their luster, I’m bored. I’m also tired of cold icky Winter weather, snow blows. It seems like all I do is think about Spring Break! Do you think my Professors can tell I’m daydreaming about partying and not concentrating on their boring lectures? {snore} They drone on and on while I sit in classes daydreaming about going to the beach, playing drinking games, hooking up with hot guys… Getting crazy… Stick a thermometer up my ass, I’ve officially come down with Spring Break Fever. It’s hard to concentrate on studying or doing anything school-y. I text my friends, they text back. Spring Break Fever is rampant. Can’t fight it. We wanna meet some cool guys. Drink. Party. Sex. Repeat. We’re texting about where to go (Cancun, Cabo, Daytona, Panama City Beach, Jamaica?) and gotta decide soon so we can makes rezzies (reservations). We’re leaning toward Panama City Beach, cheaper to get there, cheap eats and cheap hotels. We’re going to do 4 girls to 1 room. So now is all I can think about is what should I pack? What bitchin’ bikinis, short shorts, cheek peek skirts, cock tease tops and slutty thongs and….fuck who needs thongs??? It’s Spring Break
Read all about my nasty escapades (or should I say sexcapades) in Panama City Beach, click here for my Pay-to-View story! ($3.33) This story will humiliate all you losers who I would never fuck in a million years or for a million dollars. Well maybe for a million dollars
Sorority Girls Pay and Party!
January 24, 2009
I love to party! There are so many parties at school on the weekend. Yeah, from the frat and sorority parties to the dorm floor parties, to private parties if you have your own place, to club parties. A lot of the parties have themes now. Like a fun one I went to recently was a Pajama Party. You had to wear pj’s or lingerie to a frat party. Another one was a towel party (not a toga party), you could only come wearing a towel wrapped around you Check out what I wore!
I want to join a sorority so bad, after all I’m hot! And I’m smart. I was a high school cheerleader. But I don’t have the time to do all the sorority stuff. Most sororities, to stay alive, have to do fund-raising. Well, hmmm, sorority fund-raising means you charge admission to your sorority’s keg parties hahaha. And most sororities have to do volunteer work in the community and stuff as a requirement of their charter.
But if you do join a sorority, you also have to pay fees. There ya go, more money to pay to get thru school lolz. So I think I’ll just kinda hang out and see what happens. While I’d love to be a naughty hottie sorority girl, I have to be realistic, I didn’t come from a rich snobby family. I’m pretty, but at my Uni, pretty girls are dime a dozen. Besides college doesn’t seem to be paying off much these days. I could be stuck in a fast food or other minimum wage job or doing brat humiliation phone sex regardless of whether I get my diploma.
3-2-1 Contacts!
January 15, 2009
Back in classes. This past semester, I had been having lots of headaches. Seriously, I thought I was having migraines. The headaches just wouldn’t go away. I went off the pill temporarily, yeah that pill, but it didn’t help. Aspirin or Tylenol or Advil didn’t do anything to knock out the pain. Peeps offered me advice such as take more Vitamin A, don’t party so much girl, get more sleep. But my Mom suggested, have you had your eyes checked? So, I went to the eye doctor during my holiday break and Momz was right, the doctor diagnosed that I need glasses or contacts.
Honestly, I believe the cliche. I think girls with glasses don’t get passes unless you’re a nerd girl and a nerd guy is like nerding on you. And nothing wrong with being a nerd girl, though nerd guys are annoying unless you enslave them, and then they can get even more annoying after you turn them into your laundry, homework and apartment cleaning slave!
So, I’m going for contact lenses. Going to my fitting appointment this afternoon. I’m not going to change my eye color with the contacts. Everyone loves my natural blue eyes. The eye doctor told me that you have to break in your contacts and that your eyes get super bloodshot for the first few days. It will look like I’m stoned! But I’m definitely not breaking them in on the weekend. I’ll start on a Monday and if I can’t see shit in class, I’ll just go to the Uni infirmary and get a note about my eyes being irritated and all. Way to get out of classes!
